Today started off with a bang (at least for Randy).
5:30 comes way to early. I stumbled into the bathroom and turned on my night light (way to early to turn on the big light). I start the shower and get in. As I am letting the warm water wash over me I look up and see the biggest, hairiest spider of all time. This sucker was HUGE.
I knew I could not get Randy up to kill it for me. So I hatched a plan. I would shower really quickly, get out, stun it with hair spray and find a big boat to kill it. Well, Mr. Spider must have read my mind and he was not going down without a fight. As I am rinsing the soap out of my hair I see him start to move. The next thing I know he has jumped into the shower with me!!!!!
I scream, grab my towel and get the heck out of the water. I am standing there in the bathroom debating if it's ok to not shave my legs/pits or condition my hair, when Randy opens the door. He is in a panic and is almost in tears (note: I have been with Randy for almost 20 years, I have only seen him cry 3 times). He thought I had a heart attack and passed out. Sweet, sweet man. Showed me how much he loves me.
Sorry baby, it was a spider. He give me a look and heads back to bed.
I decide not to go back in.
Randy showers at 7:15 today, that damn thing is still in there. He assures me he killed it.
2 comments:
I would've killed the spider for you. Not such a big deal, a bird or rodent on the other hand. Big hairy deal.
I'm with Jen on that one! Sorry you were so startled Randy :)
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